dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017

Spaghetti And Yogurt

the finest of the dishes, everyone loves it, all hail our almighty spaghetti and yogurt, specially toxt, toxt really loves spaghetti and yogurt

spaghetti and yogurt
yes, spaghetti and yogurt
all hail the spaghetti and yogurt

by imbetterthanuincallofduty May 21, 2024

spaghetti American

Noun: derogatory: an Italian-American

Damn spaghetti Americans busted up my shop again

by Dingus McDumbass June 25, 2024

Spaghetti Mike

A pedophile.

That guy is starting to act like Spaghetti Mike.

by Rubber Sucky October 14, 2016

dank spaghetti

a fucking awesome youtuber who posts some really random shit like roblox and shitposts

i fucking hate dank spaghett
i fucking LOVE dank spaghetti

by random baller May 29, 2022

spaghetti draw

When you take a toke off off a joint like you are sucking up a piece of spaghetti

He damn near smoked half the joint in one spaghetti draw.

by Sprocket Davis August 14, 2021

Spaghetti Time

another way of saying a girls on her period.

Damn Girl! I can smell that Spaghetti Time like a motha F*cka.

by iSkeet707 January 7, 2012