by Sheen sheen the shoein machine December 29, 2019
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Get the Puss-ass mug.The slippery, glazeed after effect of performing cunnilingus that appears on one’s chin, nose, cheeks and (if performed correctly) the forehead. This condition is referred to as “cookie-puss”. ** This condition, if left untreated, will inevitably lead to the post-coockie-puss skin condition known as “pussy crumbs”.**
Man, She had my head locked between those thighs until I got cookie-puss all the way to my hair line!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!
by Lickity_slitickitty May 02, 2021
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by 31merfud January 31, 2021
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by TotallyNotTurtle August 20, 2020
Get the Puss mug.When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.
Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer
Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke
Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke
Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
by Radical, repeating decimals May 25, 2018
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