Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
Other person: okay❤️
by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024
Get the I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷mug. Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"
Woman: Oh my god!
Woman: Oh my god!
by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023
Get the May I please have a water?mug. An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
Get the Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Pleasemug. It means you should stop speaking spanish and speak english in a video game because you are in a english server.
by BruhMomentor August 28, 2020
Get the Please speak Englishmug. When a person begs for sex. But not equal sex, sex where one person is dominant. You wish you could get fucked. But your a filthy virgin.
by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022
Get the Fuck Me Pleasemug. On November 14 you must please ur gf anytime she asks you to (fellas you know what I mean by that) get it on.
Her: Hey babe guess what day it is
Him: It’s November 14 ( National please ur gf day) I forgot
Her: May I be pleased?
Him: Ofc baby, come over here
Him: It’s November 14 ( National please ur gf day) I forgot
Her: May I be pleased?
Him: Ofc baby, come over here
by Himonkey345 November 13, 2021
Get the Please ur gf daymug. 