The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris

That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.

It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.

You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.

The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

C. Norris POW

A C. Norris Piss On Woman is when you pee on a womans face and throw your beard trimmings on top of it to make them stick, the result makes her look like a Wookie from Star Wars and is not easy to get rid of.

Holy crap did you see Mary's face? It is clear to me that she just got C. Norris POWed.

by BigMcKrackin October 14, 2008