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"Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit"

A phrase to refer to the overly pretentious atmosphere of art-scene occupied overpiced coffee houses. The reason a cup of coffee at Starbucks cost so much.
Well you know it's "Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit".
by The UweBolla Virus March 10, 2006
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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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bullshit stain

A neck beard, fedora wearing, weeaboo watching my little pony gets so excited over one scene that he literally shits himself, just a little. And that one shit rubs off on his underwear and stays there. That is the bullshit stain.
"Hans, you are a bullshit stain."

"Yes. Yes I am."
by a literal butt September 14, 2015
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Bullshit

The definition of bullshit is Mallarie. If you don't know what it looks like just look at her.
by Baseball31 July 6, 2017
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bethesda bullshit

Whenever Bethesda does something so stupid that you metaphorically shake your head in disappointment.
Me: have you seen the newest bit of Bethesda Bullshit?
Friend: nylon instead of canvas?
Me: yup.
by KarenDraws May 22, 2019
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