Lobster

An actual piece of shit with the only upside of tasting good

Shit friend: do u like lobsters
Cool guy: no wtf lobsters are shit. Crab supremacy.

by Just A Microwave April 23, 2021

Lobster Buffet

Dipping your genitals in butter like lobster and letting a partner go to town.

“I didn’t think butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

lobster baking

when you get high while you are in a hot tub and you get red

Matt: "Hey wanna go lobster baking tonight?"
Alice: "Sure! Let me go grab my bikini!"
Yolanda: "This is way better than clam baking, great idea guys!"

by Yuenglingling February 5, 2012

Burnt Lobster

A man usually of dark skin color or African descent, which has been depicted as a marine animal, typically a lobster, in some way shape or form.

Person 1: Hey, that African guy who voiced the lobster in The Little Mermaid just got into a car accident.
Person 2: Oh, that burnt lobster? What a shame.

by trustmeitsreal November 29, 2023

Larry The Not Lobster

Larry The Not Lobster is a stuffed Scorpion that was mistaken to be a Lobster. He's always grumpy and doesn't like new people, he shows this by making a mooing sound and attacks them with his claws.

He likes Bluey the Whale who is his best friend and love watching wrestling together.

Larry loves getting more attention than everyone else because he's special.

He has his own song that goes LAAARRYYY THE NOT LOBSTER which gets repeated a number of times and then he does a cute little dance.

But at the end of the day he loves nothing more than climbing into his egg sock and getting snug at the end of the day and going to leep.

larry The Not Lobster

by Lord Mountevans August 26, 2017

Taiwanese Lobster

When eating a lobster then out of no where a Taiwanese child pokes it's head out of the lobnster then you proceed to nut on their face. This is only done in your mum aha x

Yo bro i totally just bit the head of a kid off, fucking Taiwanese Lobster

by MackerelMan252 October 7, 2018