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kitten food

Food that's basically for kittens.
Feed the kittens kitten food.
by Ritacca February 15, 2023
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Lava Kitten

A kitten that use discord, That's rare..
And this kitten is smart too..
by absmangdhowsomebodyusedmyname February 13, 2019
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Gacha maid kitten

your scrolling through tiktok until a shitty Gacha heat video pops up. You see the same stereotypical pink uwu fluffy short pole dancing pissing maid cat.

Basically, only of these little fuckers usually is short with pink hair. Don’t forget the cat ears, that when magically have been put down turn into wolf ears. Their senpais usually have black hair, shirtless. One alpha scarry broken 2018 magical depressed emo wolf and a blood sucking love vampire. Basically their entire appearance is just Barbie pink. However, Barbie is disgusted that she has to share a colour with a rat.
They wear fake cat paws, and literally have no gender. Wether it’s a boy or a girl, they’re still flat as fuck, yet edits make them have Jupiter tits made by eyes from Gacha club, resized and moved down to their flat breasts.
To spot an uwu kitten, you have to know their habitat and language.
They speak in ~ and ~! Don’t ask why, you’ll know when you see one. Their natural habitat is Gacha life. Because Gacha club wrecked their choices of shirtless. Which then destroyed the community cause when the character was pale as fuck they couldn’t wear a brown shirt.

Behind the little shitty iPad 1st generation they are 5 years old but they refer themselves as 10 to the power of fucking 7243473393498 years old.
Senpai: hey there my little Gacha maid kitten
kitten: o-oh hey senpai~

me: I’m paying for everybodies bleach. *cutely and kawaii kills every single fucking heat kitten*
by Pxxnut..butter December 7, 2023
mugGet the Gacha maid kittenmug.

dropped the kitten

to lose sight of your relationship and hurt the heart of a woman
Fuck, I dropped the kitten today, of all days.
by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 24, 2024
mugGet the dropped the kittenmug.

Grilling the Kitten

Slang for the act of having sex on a a black couch or outside.
Him: What ya want to do?
Her: I fell like Grilling the Kitten outside!
Him: Sounds good!
by U wish you knew! September 13, 2010
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senpai kitten whiskers

Means that your very cute with a big bottom and if someone ask you to call you this they usually want you someone who is a senpai kitten whiskers is very sexy and good in bed and freaky
by dillpicklelikklewittle36 March 28, 2024
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