Joe Bidening

is when a father kindly walks up to one of his children and smells their hair after that he makes them get into the shower with him. After this, the father tells the children to pay attention to his campaign speech which consists of him rocking back and forth doing the helicopter meat spin while doing the Biden smile as widely as his face will allow. Afterward, he bends over and farts loudly while acting like he forgot how to get out of the shower and falling out of the shower while holding his hands up like he is riding a bicycle while screaming at the top of his lungs poor kids are just as smart as white kids.

Jeff: Hey Sarah did you hear what happened to Billy last night?
Sarah: No Jeff what happened to Billy?
Jeff: His dad let Billy have a Joe Bidening!
Sarah: What a lucky boy!
Jeff: I know Billy said it looked like he was swinging it around in the rain like a boat motor in water.

by The masked scrotum November 18, 2022

Joe Biding

When you hear an intruder so you grab your shotgun and shoot a couple of shots from your balcony to scare them off.

Chad did you hear that?

I did Karen, pass me the shotty so I can Joe Biding they asses

by javeonthestreet January 16, 2021

Joebidenphobia

The extreme and irrational fear of people named Joe Biden.

Tim: It's not like I hate him. I just have the irrational fear of people named Joe Biden.
Gus: Joebidenphobia?
Tim: Yeah...

by NIQQA TWERK February 24, 2021

Joebidenology

The study of Joe Biden and how he acts. This study was invented in November 2020, and has been used to figure out why Joe Biden shakes his hand with a ghost. This study has also been used to see how Joe Biden's hearing effects how he walks. For example, a Joebidenologist will look on the video of him falling down stairs and also him falling off a bike, and determine why he falls so much. Currently, people are trying to figure out why he sniffs kids.

Bob: Yeah I have a major in Joebidenology.
Bill: What the fuck did you just say?

by VaticanCityPopeOfficial August 26, 2022

joebidenbemydad

i really wish joe biden was my dad

i dont have a dad, joebidenbemydad!

by fiddle68 November 10, 2021

joebidenfanpage

a fanpage for joe Biden on tiktok with 20k followers

Did you see joebidenfanpage’S new post?

by hannabanana2567 December 13, 2020

Joebidenphobia

fear of girl scouts cookies.

Girl scouts: Do you want some Girls scout cookies?

The person that has this phobia: agdfiyhGIASHDFJKSDFGHKASDJFHA>LKFDJlkas

Girl scout leader: I guess that person have Joebidenphobia

by R0ses February 17, 2021