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Jessica Alba

dude, jessica alba is a boner nachine
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jessica simpson

the hottest girl ever i mean shes HOT the Dukes of Hazzard was th BEST movie ever p.s. nick is a hater
hey guys she turned down having dinner with bush she has to have some sense
jessica simpson is sooooo hot i wi sh i looked like her -paris hilton
by M. Ghandi May 15, 2006
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Evil Jessica

Female thief, liar, user of surreptitious means and barefaced lies to extort money. Often used in reference to landladies.
That Evil Jessica bitch took my money, even after we sorted the deposit!
by reneedanielle June 24, 2003
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jessica simpson

she is pretty, has a kind of nice voice, and acts dumb, but she has no ass, she fakes one by wearing butt pads
jessica simpson in the video these boots are made for walkin
by Sarah La'Shay December 29, 2005
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Jessica Biel

A wanna-be actress that will degrade herself with countless famous guys(taking off her cloths screwing every famous guy she can) in order to further her career.
Jessica Biel is said to be jumpin justin timberlake does'nt she have a boyfriend though?
by juiice February 6, 2007
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Saint Jessica

A sexy, arrogant bitch. One of the greatest leaders there is, but enjoys torturing and manipulating people for fun. Likes to go by the names of Saint Jessica the Lionheart or Saint Jessica the Malevolent.
Dude, she that hot chick over there? Thats Saint Jessica. Get your wallet out.
by Jessica Elizabeth February 16, 2008
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Jessica rabbit

The art of doing rabbit pellet style poo in your own pants.
Her pants look like the floor of a rabbit hutch, she's done a Jessica rabbit again!
by Season with dill January 31, 2020
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