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iPhone Index

A figure that tracks how many months on average a blue-collar worker in a country has to work before they can save enough money to afford an iPhone.
The iPhone index (ii) in Singapore is arguably around 2, compared to 6 or 7 in neighboring Malaysia.
by Numerati December 22, 2023
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Politically induced retardation

A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).
“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”

Or

“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”

“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”
by Chucklefucker February 13, 2024
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neuro-indulgent

neuro-indulgent: To be openly obsesessed with one's own neurodivergence.

e.g. When an autistic or ADHD person tells you their condition before they tell you their name.

They often have brightly dyed hair, a privileged life, and were really excited to get their diagnosis.
They sometimes masquerade as an autism advocate, but it's really about self promotion and narcissism, they wouldn't be making videos to raise stoma awareness.

Female and afab neuro-indulgent's are usually unfiltered and passive-aggressive, but they'll tell you they are 'unmasking', and often hold the belief that the world has an unspoken moral obligation to be aware of their sensory needs.
It was a fun morning but I couldn't take much more of their neuro-indulgent ramblings.
by Dr dog yoghurt February 19, 2024
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neuro-indulgent

neuro-indulgent: To be obsessed with one's own neurodivergence; an excuse for unacceptable behaviour due to autism/adhd.

e.g. When an autistic or ADHD person tells you about their condition before they even tell you their name.

The sort of person guilty of this often has blue hair, facial piercings, gets offended on behalf of other people, virture signals, are unfiltered and passive-aggressive but will tell you they are 'unmasking'.
- Rather than just accepting they were rude, they went all neuro-indulgent on me and said they were unmasking.

- The coffee meet-up was ok, but I couldn't take anymore of their neuro-indulgent horse shit.

- Since she was diagnosed with autism at the age of 53 she's been constantly neuro-indulgent, it's exhausting.
by Ted Sniffington March 7, 2024
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An Indubitably

I Lord Indubitable and the original creator of the Indubitality. Doing an Indubitably!! It takes practice and skill. Doing an Indubitably is when you replace the period in a sentence with the word Indubitably. Doing an Indubitably is saying the word indubitably up to 5 seconds after a sentence!!! You can become an Indubitoabler and form a gang of Indubitatblers who terrorize the non-indubitable people.
Hey lets do an indubitably on greg hahhaha
by The Indubitable March 13, 2024
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Kebda index

Kebda means liver, liver sandwich is a famous food in middle eastern countries especially in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. The word is used to determine the level and the pricing structure of a fast food joint similar to the big mac index
You someone who works as a restaurant or maybe your friends: “ how much does the liver/ Kebda cost?”. Based on their answer , you would gauge the prices of the remaining item.
Liver sandwich usually costs around 5-12 SAR in an average breakfast restaurant. It would work as an Index - which in this case Kebda index to see the prices of other items
by yourfutureconsultant May 14, 2024
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Rebalancing Index

Rebalancing in crypto refers to portfolio and expectation ratio.

When it becomes 1:1 you're rebalanced, your portfolio reaches a state of equilibrium.

Some important rebalancing indexers are as follows:

10:1 Rebalance: Euphoria

1:1 Rebalance: Unrealistic
1:10 Rebalance: Should've taken Profits
"aah im rebalancing"
"one man said to the other man why the fuck are you questioning my rebalance"
"just a minor dip, my airdrops will rebalance my portfolio"
"my rebalance is not rebalancing anymore" - often used during market crashes
"my rebalancing index is finally 1:1"
by ooharu June 25, 2024
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