John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
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Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!
Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!
Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!
Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!
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What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?
It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?
It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
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