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Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.
John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
by anonymous August 8, 2024
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texas hand grenade

Im gonna give my wife a "texas hand grenade" tonight.
by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025
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Grenade Explosion

When someone shows up at a party with a bunch of people no one invited
*Joe walks in with a bunch of nobodies*

Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!

Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!
by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025
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Montezuma’s Grenade

Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
I’m going to give Trisha Montezuma’s Grenade.

What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?

It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
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Swedish grenade

When you put nicotine pouches in you’re foreskin and shoot them out by getting a boner
Bro don’t get a boner you will Swedish grenade
by anonymous June 3, 2025
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