Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.

Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."

My friend: "Why thank you, sir."

Me: "You're not welcome."

My friend: "DEAAAANN!"

Me: "Creamy :)"
by Hank Boontz May 05, 2021
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Malachi Dean

I wonder if malachi deans live on mars
by Eevee simp July 04, 2021
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Kaye-Dean

Kaye-Dean is a woman whose clothes are a bright multi-colored canvas of rainbows and crack cocaine. Her clothes epitomize the powers of EVERY power ranger EVER. She believes in baby Jesus to the TEEE,and also that love will keep us together. In her spare time,she directs traffic for the Kingston Metropolitan Police.

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YO,dawg,did you drive thru New Kgn this morning?

Yeah,there was so much traffic till Kaye-Dean came out.

-How do I get to your house, dawg?
-Simple,take a left at the Kaye-Dean.
by Tharles April 26, 2010
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Dean Tower

An absolute legend, he’s daddy to many people, a very heartwarming man, very easy to love, he will make your day when you talk to him.
Person 1: Did you see Dean Tower today?
Person 2: Yes! He made my day!!!
by Mann067r August 02, 2022
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Dean Garofalo

Dean is the biggest muff i've ever seen, Dean Garofalo's are usually known for their giant muff mouths. Fuck it's astonishing. Dean inserts with every chick and he is a queen nai bastard.
Dean Garofalo is a muff!
by GrovesyThe2rd March 25, 2019
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dean ward

Dean ward is a horny and tiny human being who dreams about cian coughlans sister. also the most racist and worshipper of adolf hitler the main man himself and stalin
by maddie mcann October 25, 2017
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Arthur dean

The type of guy to ask to do a bleep test in pe. Good at maths
"Lets do a bleep test in pe" hes an arthur Dean
by That dumb hoe bitch yeah October 15, 2020
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