Monkey Gum

An innocent sounding name, that hides the soul destroying reality of trapping errant adventure motorcyclists in a never ending loop of pain. A track so nasty all future new tracks are weighed against it.. "Hmmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?"

Hmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?

How hard could it be?, um, Monkey Gum..
We must be near the top of Monkey Gum..

by SpecialGaz August 27, 2022

Gumming hash

The technique of consuming hash in which you fold Afghan hash into a paper and tuck it behind your gum

Yo dude let's totally gum this hash

Yeah man totally! I love gumming hash

by Hashbong420 July 22, 2022

She be chewin on my five till we gum

She be chewin on my five till we gum

"She be chewin on my five till we gum"

by She be chewin on my five till May 13, 2024

gum

The thin skin that is thin around a man's nuts. often hanging down.

George's gum was hanging out of his boxers in the lockerroom.

by aidangrubby November 7, 2019

Zmacs Gums

A unit of measurement that is so large it's only used for countries/continents.
So overwhelming that they can be blinding. (The reason koey lost his eyes)

bro that bitch big asf she at least 2 Zmacs Gums

by Big Robo August 9, 2023

Gum disease

A disease you can get in your mouth from not brushing your gums and eating unhealthy foods

Him-I haven’t brushed my gums in 3 days

Her- you probably have gum disease now

by My My goodness March 5, 2019

gumming the apple

Toothless man performing cunnilingus

Old Man Ray was gumming the apple on Miss Pearl.

by SiLaura December 18, 2023