Swift Kick to the Balls

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party

I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.

by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025

Taylor Swift

The worst singer ever. Has zero good songs, doesn't even have an ok song. All of her songs are trash and should be erased. Also is a rich billionaire that doesn't care about the environment and takes private jet flights just to see her "precious boyfriend"

Person 1: Who is the worst singer you can think of?
Person 2: Taylor Swift obviously.
Person 1: That is the correct answer!

by Toe Dynasty April 3, 2024

Swift middle school

A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING

Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*

by Myschoolistheworst February 3, 2024

Swift Play

A person who does thing in a swift playing motion.

Hey you see that milf? I'm gonna swift play fuck that milf's pussy today.

by iknowwhatimdoingahahahaha November 19, 2023

Swift

· When you look like you've just left the mall.
· Having on a outfit that eveybody likes.

·New Shirt, New pants, New shoes. New hairdo.

Originated in Florida.

"D*mn bruh you swift as f*ck (today/tonight)"

"Look at (him/her), (she/he) swift."

by YooNation October 29, 2015

Taylor Swift

Trash

Taylor swift is steaming garbage

by Kanyye_westt113 February 23, 2024

elias swift

The most legendary user on stan twitter. Everyone wishes to have an ounce of his impact. He stans Taylor, Ariana, BTS, and Adele! The most tasteful user EVER! He's so kind and thoughtful...he never makes fun of anyone and he's so unproblemtic! His mutuals need to take notes.

Person 1: have u heard of Elias Swift?
Person 2: Duh?? He's like the most LEGENDARY user on Twitter i-

by user9611 February 17, 2019