I need to change this shirt before we go out, my girlfriend left a slug stamp on it last night before she started riding me
by Winston Theodore Defacatus June 29, 2021

Yeast that builds up in a drain that beer gets dumped down, or a large log of feces that gets stuck to the side of the toilet bowl inconspicuously.
by K8888 May 20, 2023

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a lowrider slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.
A lowrider slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a lowrider slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A lowrider slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill lowrider slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
A lowrider slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a lowrider slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A lowrider slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill lowrider slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
12inches: “It’s good to be a lowrider slug, messy life, we’ll stay in touch.”
2inches:“Dude what?”
12inches:“You must’ve not heard of The garden, fucking loser.”
2inches:“I like yeat”
2inches:“Dude what?”
12inches:“You must’ve not heard of The garden, fucking loser.”
2inches:“I like yeat”
by BIGFATBEWBS January 9, 2024

by Tremballsgggg March 27, 2019
