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juggle the cunts

An expression one would use when describing how they would carry many things if they didn't have a carrier bag.
The carrier bag broke as I was walking home from the grocery store, so I had to juggle the cunts the rest of the way.
by C411UM November 20, 2015
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Cunt-struck

Bedazzled when viewing a vagina when exposed by a woman in person.
I was cunt-struck as Gloria pulled done her panties while bending over in front of me, becoming transfixed and unable to move for a moment.
by Rambo13a June 6, 2016
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cunts to the front

When something is clearly outside of the male knowledge realm and you gotta let the ladies take the lead.
Guy: Oh crap, this next trivia round is on Sex and the City.
Girl: Ok ladies, looks like cunts to the front on this one.
by prognosticator December 10, 2017
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cunt dick

Smelly person with hairy legs who loves penis in their ears and nose
Max is a cunt dick
by smelly Punani January 25, 2019
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Cunt

Mark is a cunt
by Sksndjsjshsjs May 10, 2019
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Cunt strafing

This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.
dude 1: Im so tired

dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am

dude 2: damn bro

dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out

dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT
by cunt strafer January 7, 2019
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Cattle cunts

A group of girls acting like followers. Girls with no originality.
Jen: let's take this party outside!
Jane and friends: not with mosquitos..." Girls of the flock wait for guidance sourly.
Jen: Fuck these cattle cunts, let them graze in the back!
by bunyfurr August 16, 2019
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