Mark I (Mark One)

The first in a series.

I saw that with my own Mark I (Mark One) eyeballs.

by Proof_positive August 22, 2011

A few quiet ones

There is no such thing

Will we go out for a few quiet ones ?

by GermanDog11 September 2, 2022

one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.

"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

by SmartAlek January 10, 2014

Nat-one-itis

The ability to have the worst luck for any given situation, or doing something and having the most negative of reactions

You are in the middle of a divorce, your dog needs surgery, and your car just got stolen? You really do have Nat-one-itis!

by Archangel3297 May 17, 2025

One handed warrior

When someone masturbates / a very active masturbate-er

I saw Phil the other day in his closet pulling a one handed warrior to your sister.

by that other OTHER guy September 1, 2015

letting out a wet one

the act of pissing or letting out liquid in excitement or fear

oh boy is that dog letting out a wet one
-me 2022

by basic0rat February 11, 2025

Hole in One

Hitting a goal in the first try.

WOOHOO HOLE IN ONE

by BottomDop February 21, 2022