Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started

(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by vonsgetback May 10, 2023

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Octo-pussy

An aj

Did you see him last night he was fucking 8 people with his octo-pussy

by Emily Taylor phucker June 2, 2009

climb out the pussy

a phrase usually said to someone who is ballbiting or acting "in the way"

Cas: Sher, didn't you fuck that nerd last year?
Sher: Climb out the pussy, Cas. Get over yourself

by decentusq November 17, 2009

Pussy Determined

Hanging with a girl and let her pretend she tells you what to do.so you can have sex with her resulting in success. Instead of being pussy whipped where the girl controls you and tells you what to do resulting in failure.

Pedro: I don't think I can make it tomorrow hanging out with the girl
Jose: Wow you're already pussy-whipped
Pedro:I would say I'm pussy determined..I have to show interest to get laid.

by Tigre16 October 15, 2010

pussy bus

you ride this when you are being a pussy. you drive it when your a huge pussy.

Dude that water is so cold. There is no way im getting in.

Wow man you are driving the pussy bus.

by yumyumilovepudding August 1, 2010