fuck the dog

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week

James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up

by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024

hot dog weenie

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arthritis hot dog weenie is arthritis

by who even cares about my name June 18, 2020

take the dog out

To remove one's butt plug.

"Hey Chase, queue up for the next match."

"One sec, I gotta go take the dog out."

by galaxyblues August 18, 2024

Rapid Dog

A dog or anything really that needs to be put down. Now.

Bro 1: Dude, your mom's facebook is a like a rapid dog.

Bro 2: What?

Bro 1: Yeah, it needs to be put down like ASAP

by Iluvartichokes May 14, 2011

Chili dog

A guy puts his cock in between a girl/guys buttcheeks and the girl/guy shits on the cock

Dude she did a chili dog on me last night

by Tea bottle July 2, 2016

High school dog chow

When the emo high school girl can’t help to express her creativity with a big face plant in her carefully made school lunch followed by a gargled inhale that is followed by sloppy noises. The food makes it’s way into the mouth of the clueless human being that thinks they have the soul of a dog trapped inside them unaware that they are being recorded as they eat their food in this disgusting manner.

My ex came back for me, so I ate her ass like it was high school dog chow.

by The legendary trash fire January 25, 2022

Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself

A phrase originated from the deep south of the United States (Alabama, Mississippi). The phrase is typically used to point out a human action behind an otherwise unexplained, often unusual, phenomenon.

" Someone must have driven that car all the way up that steep cliff, even if seems impossible. Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself, right?"

by ManyPepper January 19, 2022