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Mom won’t let me say it

A nickname given to a mascara by an absolute QUEEEEN
“I’m gonna use the better than mom won’t let me say it today”
by 01rach32 June 11, 2018
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Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

To those who want to know what Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is about, allow me to explain. It is a webisode series by This Is It, a British group who create unique films like Bad Things That Could Happen. It centers on three puppets, a red hairy creature, a green duck, and a yellow puppet who always get these random teachers who teach, actually sing, a lesson.

The first time you see this, you'd think that this is a kid's show, but it is far from it. It is either 1:a parody about teachers who can't teach, 2: a show so horrific, it makes citizens of Wonderland as though they are sane people who are complete saints, or 3: a show that could, and this is my theory, very well be an allegory of how life was like in Germany during Cold War, and let me tell you, it was anything but good.

To survive this colorful world of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, you must follow these rules....

1: Do not show anyone who is under the age of 16-18 this heinous realm.

2: If you watch any episode that contains food, do not eat close to or right after watching the episode. It is nauseating.

3: If you are still in High school/College, and have a teacher with a similar profession as one character, you must not watch the episode before class because then it will be very awkward.

4: Lastly but not least, don't kill yourself...or better yet, if you are tempted to go insane, go to a therapist.

And remember kids, to stay in school!...OR NOT...
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is not something to take lightly, that it should not be shown to little kids.

Student #1: God, I am in trouble! I just watched the second episode of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, and I have a History class to go to.
Student #2: That wasn't the episode with the creepy yelling clock, was it?
Student #1: Yes.

Student #2: Oh man...
by Mariposa24 March 11, 2016
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me is bored T^T

what I̶ 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 type to tell others that their bored
by itZarahehe-has-too-much-time September 29, 2022
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Me when your girl

Me when your girl is a phrase used to interrupt another persons sentence, specifically when they make a mistake. Most often used when someone stutters, but can also be used when someone corrects themselves, or if somebody says something wrong moultiple times without correcting themselves.

Often times, the phare itself is intentionally stuttered to increase the amount of embarrasment that the person who is interrupted feels.
Anon1: Yo I just watched this video whe- wh- where this guy he-
Anon2: Me whe- me when y- me, me when your girl.
Anon1: Man shut the fuck up.
Anon2: Not u-until you fix that fucking speech impe-
Anon1: M-m-m-me when your girl.
Anon2: Fuck
by Hamgburger :3 October 4, 2021
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eat me im organic

a secret gc made by a gay hacker to chat with sum equally gay friends
Have you heard the rumor about eat me im organic. Apparently someone in our school is associated with that.
by Stonyyyy!!!!!! October 14, 2019
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Alcoholic's Bend Me Over

*Derived from: Gershk

A specific sex position created by Qrow Branwen.
Qrow used the good olde Alcoholic's Bend Me Over with Ironwood.
by RubyRose_ April 14, 2023
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sexy fuck-me red

a new shade of red, preferred as a dress color by sexy drop-dead gorgeous female news anchorwomen who not only do their job, but are also surreptitiously flirt with their notorious interviwees.
drop-dead gorgeous anchorwomen may also use sexy fuck-me red as a preferred dress color to manipulate their interviewees
by Sexydimma May 16, 2015
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