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How old are you? I'M ONE

by IMONE124115512251512125152 December 27, 2023

Easy Hole-in-one

A useful term to describe a whorish real estate agent, especially in Colorado Springs area, who is very large and round in stature, with a booty like a Rhinoceros. She sleeps with anyone who DMs her or buys her a drink.

"Oh yeah, Megan is an EASY Hole-in-one!"
"Katie's friend? Yeah we ALL did that, she's an EASY Hole-in-one!!"

by Capt Bangarang December 29, 2023

one sided enemies to lovers

The relationship dynamic between Instagram users @amanecaprisun and @hanakocaprisun bc cina didn’t like pasta at first but now they’re super duper in love and they hold hands and kiss everyday totally

“What’s ur favorite ship dynamic?”
“One sided enemies to lovers.”
“Oh like Cina and pasta those two totally awesome Instagram accounts”

by Groinmc December 29, 2023

Sift One

To "Sift One" means to shovel gravel

German equivalent: Sieben sie einz

"This girl is like shuffling gravel, cuz she too much to handle bruv, mans gotta sift one"

by B0JACK HORSEMAN December 30, 2023

The Next One

Oh! Right! That last one wasn't supposed to be the next one but I forgot. Parental Dictatorship! One thing you hear a lot is "The had to steal because the needed to feed their family"

Hym "See, this was supposed to be the next one before the alien one but I forgot and then I fell into a convenient rejoinder to this one and here we are. Parental Dictatorship! All of the immoral things are justified if it's done in the name of programming the people I have unquestionable dominion over! And my NEED to have dominion over THEM... Requires me to have dominion over YOU... Which means I need to YOU to cede control of your own behavior... To ME... Because I need to feel as though you are sufficiently under control... And if I DON'T... Well, then I need to find a way to MAKE YOU DEMONSTRATE PERFORMATIVELY that you are willing to allow me to control your behavior to some extent... Because if I'm not in comtrol of you... YOU AREN'T GOING TO CONTROL YOU RIGHT! Parental Dictatorship! It's why when Russell Brand (allegedly) rapes little girls it's 'bound to happen' but when people being kept in an artificial state of poverty do it they need to be 'given hell' by a sniveling, whiney, crybaby bitch of a gomer. He's rich and famous! Why would he NOT think he's just gets to do whatever he wants? And he's a parent now! So, he's redeemed. Redemption by way of a women shitting out a fuck-trophy for him. He's been anointed by the priestess and is, therefore, ome of the chosen."

by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

One consistent variable

You don't know how many consistent variables there are and if I had video evidence of a consistent variable that wasn't me you would hack the product ordering system of my place of employment and then all of the people I spoke about online would get fired or transferred within a month.

Hym "You're presupposing that there's only one consistent variable. You can't possibly believe there are not externally imposed circumstances. 'BuT yOu CaN't Do AnYtHiNg AbOuT tHoSe BeCaUsE iT cOuLd ReQuIrE mE tO dO sOmEtHiNg I dOn'T wAnT tO' Fucking garbage."

by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

One-Putter-Putter

KingSwishdagolfer is so awesome at attempting putts, when he executed his putts , the golf ball always finds the hole in the ground. #2. KingSwishdagolfer never two putts within 15 feet. #3. Directly after (KS) LANDS THE Kiss of Death Golf Shot ,the consequential putt has 99.00 % percent chance of changing from a putt into a teardrop.^1. #4. One-putter putter: the closet there is to a guaranteed putt by KingSwishdagolfer -Kingswishdagolfernomics

Mane, KingSwishdagolfer just hit a

One-putter-putter to win in the 3rd playoff hole @ The 2024 British Open Golf Tournament right in front of the Oueen of England.

by King Swish da Golfer January 3, 2024