A person who called themselves black thanos is black smart tall and handsome. He will do anything for his girl and is very strong if u got in a fight with him you would probably get folded. He also is very popular And doesn't have to study to pass a test.
by Hueserrymanhsh October 27, 2018
by tru black forces wearer July 18, 2021
It's what happens to a woman who just got out of a rough relationship, and has a black eye that still needs healing, and she happens to run into R. Kelly, who takes her to his place for endless golden streams of sophisticated Champagne, gently grazing over her bruised eye socket.
by Panspermia◠◡◠◡⚈ May 31, 2024
by plastikanalog September 16, 2023
by rafael e Reyes January 23, 2019
by Bob1 Smith1 June 09, 2009
getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)
me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025