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Having a dog

To pleasure oneself via licking their own testicles
"Dude did Brendan go to bed?"

"Yea but he's having a dog first"
by DaggerCat February 26, 2014
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to the dogs

Any player in the NRL that is coming off contract or is jossling for a postion at his club is said to be going "to the dogs"
Warriors sign english super leauge star, Locke off " to the dogs"
by NingNonged April 19, 2014
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Corn dog

Man gives a woman anul, than the woman takes a shit on the mans penis. The man pulls out with the shit still on his penis which makes it look like a corn dog. Than the woman eats it.
"Man I gave my girl a corn dog last night"
by You know me1234 April 19, 2014
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show-dogging

The act of cupping or fondling one's testicles. The word is derived from the practice of dog show judges physically displaying male dog's testicles during competition.
1.) My girlfriend was show-dogging me right there in the movie theater. 2.) My brother has no manners - he walked out of his room this morning, show-dogging himself in front of everyone.
by adguy70 April 21, 2014
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dog delight

It's when you give a dog a cream pie during a weird sexual fetish. you should probably have some one check you into a psych ward you dirty disgusting slam pig

Or it is when you take a hot dog and attempt to shove it in your or your friends urethra, and in the frustration of not being able to get the hot dog to fit your rip off their or your own genitals.
Boof dog dick urethra Dog delight canine cream pie K-9 cream pie puppy pumpin
by The pumpers April 21, 2014
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Corn Dogging

When a guy sticks his weiner into a loaf of bread and then a chick eats the bread while holding the base of his weiner like a corn dog.
It's a good thing I hit up Costco last night and got the 2 pack of sourdough cause that bitch was corn dogging my shit all night!
by nacho mama April 27, 2014
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alpha smile dog

A user on Ifunny who is the leader of the anti- hate group The Pack. A big inspiration and leader to the users bullied on the app. She makes haters target her instead of other users. She also helps people who need someone to talk to and helps them with problems. The packs motto is ONE OF US! WE ARE ONE!
by Fuck swa May 15, 2014
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