A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
by Russessabagina December 15, 2009
Get the You can't have your pussy and eat it toomug. A day for women/men to lick a dick/Eat a pussy of someone they like or feel is deserving of the pleasure of said oral sex act. Celebrated every year on April 8th.
Wednesday will be Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 2020 so my girlfriend and I will be giving one another oral sex.
by "Underpants kid" April 9, 2020
Get the Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8thmug. 
Collin: "Yo have you heard of the band Standing through autumn?"
Bree: "Yaahh, those mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes suck major dick."
Bree: "Yaahh, those mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes suck major dick."
by FUCKMEEEEEE June 15, 2010
Get the mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholesmug. by Thecoonman2407 December 30, 2021
Get the Pabs aka pussy ass boy syndromemug. The bitch of bitches , no such thing as a bigger pussy , 2 phobia induced terror trauma , fueled from his #1 biggest fear -anthony lavacca and the lesser being his own shadow. the only thing that stops a fear induced choma is his biggest nightmare anthony lavacca actually haunting him in his nightmares during infinite sleep . People say things to him like" pelle you are a sissy nigga." Or "what a pathetic bitch"
Girl1- " so what happened with you and pelle las night "
Girl2- " I was drunk naked in his bed rubbing my pussy and he wouldn't even take his eyes off some stupid slot game on his phone"
Girl1- "wow you chill with some bi-phobic bitch ass pussy niggas , you needa get you a lavacca"
Sentence 2/next day
Pelle- "Ahshjhhaha (puke) (shits) zzzzz (faints)"
Lavacca-(to girl 2) -"weird no answer "
Girl 2-(stops suckin his dick) "he's a bi-phobic bitch ass pussy nigga your his worse nightmare "
Girl2- " I was drunk naked in his bed rubbing my pussy and he wouldn't even take his eyes off some stupid slot game on his phone"
Girl1- "wow you chill with some bi-phobic bitch ass pussy niggas , you needa get you a lavacca"
Sentence 2/next day
Pelle- "Ahshjhhaha (puke) (shits) zzzzz (faints)"
Lavacca-(to girl 2) -"weird no answer "
Girl 2-(stops suckin his dick) "he's a bi-phobic bitch ass pussy nigga your his worse nightmare "
by Lanadel gay June 4, 2021
Get the Bi-phobic bitch ass pussy niggamug. The 12th of may is!
The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs
The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs
by Ilovemymilfmom May 12, 2023
Get the National eat your moms pussy daymug.