Dog

the best friend any hooman could ever ask for,

although they are cuddly and sweet, they love to play!

Chocolate labs called coco on Instagram @coco.the.chocolate.lab.cute are the best Dog

by cocothechoccylab September 28, 2020

dog shui

The proper arrangement of home furniture to allow pets to look out your windows

My Dog Shui Master said to put the couch by the picture window so Fluffy can alert on the mail man.

by Pinandpuller November 19, 2017

Dog's Breakfast

When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess

"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"

by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023

unhots my dog

Like harshesn Mello or kills my vibe

You know what really unhots my dog? How much Ivonne keeps complaining about people using metaphors in a sentence. Like chill dude

by jay the emperor December 30, 2022

Cincinnati Hot Dog

When you fuck your über driver in front of your dog

I gave her the ollllll Cincinnati hot dog and woody was shaking

by Hoarnt Up Sneakers June 12, 2017

Plague dog

Anti-mask, anti-vaccine person spreading misinformation and viruses.

Plague dogs were out in force opposing the latest mask mandate.

by The Masked Masker December 10, 2021

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024