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Eggs a la Victoria

A recipe for destruction of your mind.
Take some closeknit families of the italian variety, a few al quaeda operatives, jewish scriptwriters, and some all powerful freemasons, add in some A-list movie stars, stir till they all turn into vampires, stir in in some coke from some pop stars on narcotics, cook in a hot oven of the secret service "'hacker'' variety, and sprinkle with a little celebrity papparazzi a la gossip girl and perez hilton wrapped up in newspapers.

You then have a sorry state of one screwed up bunch of scrambled eggs Victoria, good luck unscrambling this one.
eggs a la victoria

-a million star dining.... tastes like madness, mayhem, chaos theory, insanity.... a delectable little mess i'll be eating up at home alone in bed. For the term of my natural life.
by scrambled egg masterchef January 19, 2011
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Victoria

Victoria, most Victoria’s are ugly but if u have Victoria in your middle name damn u are the finest girl out there. You have a amazing personality and love to joke around. You also are a picky eater with a huge appetite. You’re usually tall or normal but u are definitely not short. You usually have brown hair and brown eyes and u also probably have asthma too.
If u have Victoria in ur middle name🤤
by Hi I’m acacia November 22, 2021
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victoria

victoria. a beautiful amazing girl who never fails to light up a room. this girl always brings out the light in others with their funny jokes and just overall presence. victorias are very loved and loves others. she makes life worth living. to all the victorias out there- keep shining your light gorgeous girls!
if i’m not with a victoria, life isn’t worth it
by lilyl16138 August 19, 2024
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victoria jam

Victoria Jam is when your wife Victoria accepts their fate and gets cream pied during the time of the month giving that Victoria Sponge Jam mess.
I gave our victoria the classic Victoria Jam last night, her buns where messy in the end.
by Royal Slut December 17, 2021
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The Victoria effect

When you move to a place that makes you an extreme douche bag and inflates your ego to the absolute maximum where you think everything bad is someone else’s fault.
Ever since you moved, you’ve kinda had the Victoria effect
by Dr.15$ November 12, 2023
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