Brandon

An only child who’s mom splits up with dad for a woman . Mom is crazy as shit and tends to scream at son for no apparent reason. Lesbian lover has huge handles and is the man in the gay relationship. The father, on the other hand, is a lonely drunk
Wow my mom left my dad for a girl... I’m such a brandon
by miltonsauntie October 11, 2017
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Brandon You My stoopid nigga
by Mystery2002 November 08, 2018
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He is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet.he is so dreamy and athletic and can do flips.he always get girls and has a weird obsession with socks and ketchup. He will have a friend named Makenzie and she will leave school. He has a homie named Ryan on south. You could never try and win an argument with him he will soon grow up to be rich. Also he has lots of weird looking socks.
Brandon actually means weird as in loves socks it’s French for love bird
by Cornchickenpopizs November 18, 2019
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A guy who when you first met them seem really great. But then they turn out to be a complete asshole and wanna be fuckboy. They are very thirsty but swear they respect women. Thye are homophobes and republicans.
Brandon used to be a great friend.... not anymore.
by Litty193 December 31, 2017
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He looks like a confused thumb with hair and A LOT of acne.
Brandon has long hair, covered in acne, sarcastic asf An asshole asf and always has headphones in.
by HiMyNameIsNo. August 14, 2020
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some guy you would meet thats pretty self centered honestly. really only cares abt himself and lets his horny ass get in the way of every conversation. if hes sexually attracted to you (which lets be real, would be anyone since he needs to apparently get out his horny shit) RUN. he will just manipulate you into doing the deed, or he will think about doing the deed with you.
random girl hes attracted too: hey brandon
brandon: i had a sex dream about u
random girl: oh...
by ayooooooooooo July 30, 2021
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Brandon looks just like Steve Urkel, just a tab bit nerdier. Typically thinks he's a 'gangsta' but is about as scary as a 90 grandma in a wheel chair. He has a good credit score, so you really know he isn't about that life. Brandon usually gets drunk off of 1 drink. Secretly wishes he could come out about his fantasies he has about other men, but his church he regularly attends wouldn't approve. He also has the best assistant at his job (the blonde with big boobs). And yes, assistant at work, he REALLY ISN'T ABOUT THAT LIFE. If you're a girl, don't go searching for Brandon.. He will find you and seek a friendship as tight as unicorns and rainbows. If you're a guy, hide yo junk unless you about day life.
"That 10 year old wanna-be gangster listening to Ludacris is SO BRANDON!"
"My friends call me 'Brandon' now because I have a smoking hot assistant"
by VioletBlueberry June 01, 2017
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