I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS

well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.

last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022

Switch

The stick from outside your mum uses to beat you when you were younger 😭

She caught me swearing so she beat me with a switch. It’s worse than the belt

by Muli🎍 August 3, 2025

switch

A game in which one sticks one finger in their ass and another in their mouth, and when someone else yells "switch" they have to switch them.

Chris: "Dude, did you play switch last night?"
Josh: "Hell yeah bro!"

by bobooooooooooooooooooooooooo March 11, 2019

dynamic switch

make ur boytoy be obsessed with YOU.
make someone who you chase, chase YOU

“Ava told me to make a dynamic switch and f*ck, it worked. We are dating.”

by cat&ava February 28, 2023

Switch

An illegal small device capable of turning a semi-automatic glock into a fully automatic gun. The Switch works by forcing the trigger bar to fire another round on the same press. The Glock Switch is federally illegal and offenders can face 10 years in prison.

“You gotta catch him lackin, I heard him and his homie got a switch off a 3D printing dude”

by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023