Middlebury Swamp is when you got shit faced on Natural Ice (Natty Ice), go down on a chick and boot all over her nether regions.
John: "I got hammed on natty ice and totally booted on that chicks cooter last night."
Mike: "You landed a middlebury swamp?"
Mike: "You landed a middlebury swamp?"
by P-Phunk June 12, 2011
Loves in a sunny place, only come out if it smells well liquor. Doesn’t smoke but will bum 3 cigs in an hour off you... and offer 1$ they have at least 1 article of clothing with a hole in it. She can smell fireball from a mile, sometimes confusing it with cinnamon candles. To summon one.... You just have to whisper SHOTS and Garth Brooke’s “low places” and by some form of slut magic... they will appear.
Think I might wait in the Dixie parking lot... 1:45 I should catch me a handful! A swamp cricket are my bread and butter.
by Nee bay February 24, 2019
this is when your balls, gooch and asshole are very moist and sweaty as if there is a swamp in your hole
by fortnitepro69 June 14, 2019
-A swamp rhino is a guy's junk when his balls are sweaty and wet and he has a raging boner.
-Also a rather unattractive obese or overweight woman in too tight, unflattering clothes at a bar, usually kind of sweaty due to the layers of fat + tight clothes + clumsy, drunken dancing.
-Also a rather unattractive obese or overweight woman in too tight, unflattering clothes at a bar, usually kind of sweaty due to the layers of fat + tight clothes + clumsy, drunken dancing.
by twinkletits November 18, 2013
by LiberalEater69 January 29, 2019
a short round loudmouthed skank who loves to start shit and smells like the sweaty ballsack of a yeti.
by Wikkedbitch77 October 26, 2016
Activities historically engaged in and found amusing by denizens of American South Gulf states' bayou and/or swamp areas; these traditionally include, but are not limited to, drinking, voodoo, gator rasslin', gator serenadin', sibling serenadin', cooking and consuming of various stews, 5-finger fillet, raft construction and racing, discussions of the classic memoir "Bill Clinton: My Life", as well as blowing up the intestines of animals killed for food and subsequently making balloon animal replications of said creatures.
Cletus knew he'd gone done somethin mighty stupid when he done stayed out late with the boys for swamp fun cus' he had missed the sunrise. Paw would surely flay his hide for makin him go out and fish all on his own.
by Ben Dustman October 29, 2010