Jaden Jones

The best, most athletic, handsome, strongest, fastest, Wyoming Area Football player ever.

“Have you heard of Jaden Jones?”

“Who hasn’t hear of him.”

by Jaden Jones 60 June 11, 2022

Astronaut Jones

adjective - thought provoking, moonage, psychedelic, marijuana.

That hit took me to the moon! This weed is Astronaut Jones!

by Gringo Star October 30, 2008

Craig Jones

World’s Best Boss
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…

Employee: You heard that craig jones is quitting?
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*

by Hallelujah Money June 29, 2021

coach jones

A coach who is “doing the most” and is a total dickhead to everyone

Damn the Defensive line coach is such a coach jones

by FCoachJones October 29, 2023

Roger Jones

The last phone guy up for hire in DSAF he also appears in dialtown. He is very anxious with social situations and life in general and was an alcoholic in his past life. His catchphrase is saying “hello” three times and is now the manager of Dialtown Mechanics while living with Harry Fitzgerald and Jake Wilson.

Peter Kennedy: Yeahh Roger Jones’ my boss now.
Random: That stuttering orange phone fuck?
Peter K: Yup.

by William.J.A July 3, 2022

Lille jones

Lille jones pornhub teacher

Lille jones did my porno today

by Babbbbbb February 2, 2020

Katie Jones

the secret child of Jill Hudson

also used as a nickname for people still dab

person 1: Is that Morgz?
person 2: no its Katie Jones
Katie Jones: *dabs*

by nessa is papa October 16, 2019