3-finger-fit

3-finger-fit is a phrase used to describe how loose a womans vagina is which means she can easily fit 3 fingers in her vagina which is 2 short of fisting

wow that girl was so loose it was like one of those 3-finger-fit situations

by MrDakota June 17, 2009

If the shoe fits, wear it

When someone is being indirectly criticized or called out, "to whom it may concern".

Announcement: It has come to our attention that certain individuals have been browsing pornographic content using the business wi-fi, we needn't remind you that such behavior is prohibited.

John: Damn, I forgot to close out that Incognito web page before using the public wi-fi. "If the shoe fits, wear it", huh? I'm just glad they didn't call me out specifically lol.

by Zero Regrets October 5, 2018

Luh Calm Fit

Satisfactory apparel and things of that nature.

“Woah Jim that’s a great looking outfit”, “Yeah you know it’s just a “Luh Calm Fit”

by COSTLEE14M September 22, 2023

relaxed fit pussy

relaxed fit pussy is like when a vagina is all blowed out and saggy from having kids or whatever. throwing it in a relaxed fit pussy is like putting on a pair of baggy sweatpants that are still a little damp from the washing machine.

"that chick pushing the stroller is fine as hell, but i don't fuck with relaxed fit pussy"

by j_brooks February 15, 2010

fitness and tabasco sauce

just, insanely hot, to the point of tabasco sauce.

whoa, that dude over there is fitness and tabasco sauce!

by gloryglorythfc October 26, 2010

FIT Bird Flu

The overwhelming weight gain in pigeons outside the Fashion Institute of Technology in NYC due to the crazy amount of dieting the fashionista students do.

I was sitting in my office and saw an obese pigeon land on the ledge. He must have a case of FIT Bird Flu bad!

by KitKat83 December 10, 2010

Kohls Fitting Rooms

1. A place to try on cloths
2. A place of buisness
3. A place to hide and kill someone if you knew they were going into that particular place at a particular time
4. A good place to jump out of the stalls and scare your friends
5. The creepiest place in the world

"Dude, those Kohls Fitting Rooms would be a perfect place to jump Travis and kidnap him!! Hahaha"

by Flomper June 19, 2008