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demon sword

When you adjust the setting on a lighter so the flame is 6-10 inches high - that flame is a demon sword.
I borrowed that dude’s lighter to light my cigarette, and almost got my face cut off by a demon sword.
by WeirdMountain December 10, 2018
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sword of comeuppance

Your willy , filth stick , penis
Dave was pissing Rich off so he smacked him round the face with his veiny “ sword of comeuppance “
by Blue waffle troubadour September 18, 2023
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pink samuri sword swallower

someone who sucks or swallows dick.
yor a pink samuri sword swallower. or you like to swallow pink samuri swords
by gregtothew May 13, 2011
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Scandinavian Sword Fight

A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.
My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.
by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020
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I like swords

1. A reference to Nuklear Power's web comic 8 Bit Theater where the Fighter repeats the phrase to the Guard, who can only reply "Welcome to Cornelia." Used to show automatic responses in nerdy groups and express disinterest in the topic.

2. Way of saying you prefer penis to pussy
Guy 1: Want to hear about my surgery?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Well it went great.
Guy 2: I like swords
Guy 1: *continues to go on
Guy 2: *Every few minutes I like swords

Girl: Who are you here with tonight?
Gay guy: I like swords
by Tweedle_the_Bard January 17, 2020
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Poopoo Sword

i sliced him with my poopoo sword
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Tickle-Swords

During a threesome with one partner tied up. The other two males tickle the first with the tips of their penis's.
Bill and Terrance played tickle-swords Betty until she used her safe word.
by mius October 21, 2014
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