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swamp fun

Activities historically engaged in and found amusing by denizens of American South Gulf states' bayou and/or swamp areas; these traditionally include, but are not limited to, drinking, voodoo, gator rasslin', gator serenadin', sibling serenadin', cooking and consuming of various stews, 5-finger fillet, raft construction and racing, discussions of the classic memoir "Bill Clinton: My Life", as well as blowing up the intestines of animals killed for food and subsequently making balloon animal replications of said creatures.
Cletus knew he'd gone done somethin mighty stupid when he done stayed out late with the boys for swamp fun cus' he had missed the sunrise. Paw would surely flay his hide for makin him go out and fish all on his own.
by Ben Dustman October 29, 2010
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swamp hole

this is when your balls, gooch and asshole are very moist and sweaty as if there is a swamp in your hole
for fuck sake, I have major swamp hole right now.
by fortnitepro69 June 14, 2019
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draining the swamp

The Senator can't meet with you right now. He's busy with an aide, draining the swamp.
by GOPeaBrain April 19, 2018
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Swamp Itch

If you sleep in someone’s bed for too long they will give you swamp itch
by LiberalEater69 January 28, 2019
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Swamp Rhino

-A swamp rhino is a guy's junk when his balls are sweaty and wet and he has a raging boner.

-Also a rather unattractive obese or overweight woman in too tight, unflattering clothes at a bar, usually kind of sweaty due to the layers of fat + tight clothes + clumsy, drunken dancing.
"That guy had a fucking swamp rhino in his pants, nasty!"

"That bitch is a fucking Swamp Rhino!"
by twinkletits November 17, 2013
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Swamp sucker

A girl who gives head while standing in a bog or swamp. Can wear waders. Or possible water logged hunting area. Can be caught doing the act in a blind, on a ranger, or possible boat.
"Man I heard ol' girl was a swamp sucker in that blind the other night. Sucked better then the skeeters."
by Itsmethesucker October 19, 2020
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Swamp Ditch

Sally's 10k run left her with a massive case of swamp ditch.
by C.R. Estee July 26, 2019
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