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small penis syndrome

or buying a ferrari..
by Anonymous August 11, 2003
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Small Dick Disorder

A penis that is grotesquely small - it ANNOYS the shit out of women - a woman might as well use a damn dildo or vibrator -
Lindzee Divine was in horror when her partner showed her his small dick disorder - it ANNOYED the hell out of her - so she pulled her 8" dildo out and satisfied herself! NO Q TIP DICK FOR HER!!!!!!
by Cougar Sport Killer March 5, 2011
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Small dick energy

Toxic masculinity caused by fragile narcissistic egos. Usually involves treating people-particularly women, animals or the vulnerable- badly, being selfish, greedy, aggressive, elitist, insensitive, emotionally immature. They like money, guns, showy cars, and making sure others feel they aren't good enough to talk to them. They especially enjoy humiliating people for no reason other than the victim is an easy target and it makes them feel better knowing they matter enough to hurt someone or powerful enough to destroy something. Men with small dick energy tend to destroy things and people all because they are angry and insecure yet convince themselves they are great to compensate.
Richard came across like a real dick with small dick energy, acting like an elitist prick in public but when he was at home alone at night he cried himself to sleep sucking his thumb.
by Shimmering Daydreams January 19, 2023
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a small bag of pot

A container holding marijuana with a mass of ~2-2.5 grams.
Hey Rick, can I get a small bag of pot
by mr whiskers 420 September 23, 2017
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Small Dick Wonder

"Oh look who's calling, Small Dick Wonder"
by Big-Raider03 July 12, 2022
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Small Penis Club

Sorry Bro, you can't see this because of yourChonky pp
Some dude with a small penis: sorry dude you can't enter the small penis club
You: oof
by StokkeDaddy June 10, 2020
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Small church boi

This is someone who is annoying but is still your friend somehow and is very involved with church. Even considering this he still is very misbehave and needs to stop
Me: you are so mean to me
Will: no I'm not

Me: STOP SMALL CHURCH BOI
mugGet the Small church boimug.

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