Shock Gobble

A thing turkeys do when they suddenly hear the call of another turkey

Guy: *turkey noises*
Turkey: *shock gobble*

by Bruhnham July 23, 2021

Shock the monkey

Overwhelming the brain and body through unusual shocks layered upon the usual stress of life

When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.

by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024

brain shock

that feeling that you get when water goes up your nose. the equivalent of brain freeze when you eat something cold

I got brain shock when I tried to do a frontflip underwater

by monkeyknuckles94 January 4, 2010

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

Shock and Thaw!

Process of cold showering, used to relieve oneself from 'last night'.

A: You OK!!!!!???

B: I will be after I 'shock and thaw!'

by Tony du Angletere May 2, 2022

Shock Tuah

Whrn you spit on his dick then stick a finger in his butthole.

It was Justin's birthday, so I gave him that shock tuah.

by ProfessionalAvocado October 5, 2024

Shell shocked

Traumatized.

The linebacker from Nigeria took the receiver's helmet off his head and positioned it so that when he started to stomp on his head, it crushed his head, as he made a sound kind of like Solomon towards the end of Blood Diamond (the shovel scene) as he did it. He didn't realize that most people playing football weren't doing that, this guy really wanted to win, and he was trying to give beyond one hundred percent all the time. It was always life or death for him, since he had been shell shocked since he was a kid.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021