A raging, iliterate homosexual dinosaur who's gap is said to hold another an unexplored space void. He's also able to sip ribena through it. His most sensitive spot in sex is his gap. He also finds gum under the table very cringey.
"Aye yo it's your babes Kelly"
"Oh look it's kogbefasaurus Rex, we better pretect our anal holes from penetration"
"Oh look it's kogbefasaurus Rex, we better pretect our anal holes from penetration"
by Mrnignog June 23, 2018
Just like a T-Rex, you eat/devour your girl without using your hands. Bonus points for growling and screaming
by HornyLesbian8 October 25, 2020
by Topazangel71 May 27, 2016
That one friend that aways say's they have to shower before they leave the house. Ends up having a half hour beat sesh. Woman can also fall into the category with help of shower head....
Yo? You wana grab some drinks bro?
"Yep sounds good let me shower first"
Hurry up Jagosaurus rex the bar closes at 9.
"Yep sounds good let me shower first"
Hurry up Jagosaurus rex the bar closes at 9.
by sweetasianpussylover June 11, 2017
by Dickytone October 22, 2013
a man of ancient history, A man of prehistoric power, born many years ago he possess ungodly amounts of rizz, appearing to woman as a 12 foot monstrosity, who women are physically unable to resist his hulking physicality and his tyrannical pelvic power
by rizz gobler December 07, 2022
A mermasaurus rex is a mythical creature designed by 2 of the earth's most intelligent minds, Blake and Angela. It is half mermaid and half t-rex. the upper half is that of a beastly tyranosaurus rex and the lower half is a mermaid tail. The mermasaurus lives alone on remote islands around the world usually laying out in the sun, listening to boy George, doing the crossword puzzles in the New York times, chain smoking and swearing like a sailor. They can only be seen by those with an open mind or children. If you happen to be one of the lucky few who get to meet one you will likely receive a golden coin with an image of boy George on it from them. Be polite and don't act afraid or they will eat you in one bite.
The mermasaurus rex loves to sunbathe on the island.
by angeladustine77 August 23, 2019