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Fresh poon

Friend: Dude let's hit the cemetery and check out some Necro Poon.

Guy: Nah man, I love that Fresh Poon ennit.
by TheBigHandle September 10, 2018
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Poone-Burger

Can I have a Poone-Burger extra sloopy.
by "Im Frank" January 21, 2010
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poon vulturing

the act of older males preying on a young female for some poontang
As soon they walked into the party, they scoped out all the younger girls and began to circle, the poon vulturing had begun.
by Dodie Nooo March 3, 2008
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poon vampire

When you unknowingly eat a girl out who is on her period
Alleah didn't tell Uncle Kade she was on her period. So he became a poon vampire
by Erusll October 2, 2017
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Poon Fight

When two or more trashy women fight each other (typically shown on the Jerry Springer show or on other talk shows)
That poon fight was awesome.
by Papa McNasty April 28, 2023
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Poon bisquit

The buttery bisquit flaps of a pussy
I just licked the butter off that poon bisquit.
by Fuzzyballz69 December 10, 2017
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Poon-Fog

When a friend or co-worker gets engaged, married or has a new girlfriend and you enter the "Poon-Fog". Where you forget everything you once knew for a period of time.
Learning becomes impossible.
DUDE SHAKE OFF THE POON-FOG!

You can't think straight or get anything right! jeez!
by Homer-Buda August 10, 2018
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