poon-tangled

An intimate excuse.

"I really wanted to go to dinner lastnight, but I got all poon-tangled. "

by poon doc January 24, 2014

attack the poon

to have rough sex or to "get some"

I'm going to attack the poon tonight

by carnival triumph January 16, 2015

Fresh poon

New girls what is alive and kicking

Friend: Dude let's hit the cemetery and check out some Necro Poon.

Guy: Nah man, I love that Fresh Poon ennit.

by TheBigHandle September 10, 2018

Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away

Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched

by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009

Poon Fight

When two or more trashy women fight each other (typically shown on the Jerry Springer show or on other talk shows)

That poon fight was awesome.

by Papa McNasty April 28, 2023

Poon deaf

When you're so hard up for poon, you don't hear what they say, just agree.

Man, dylan was so poon deaf, joss said she wanted something serious and he agreed just to get laid.

by Boogie Cuz February 21, 2017

Bare Poon

Bare Poon: can mean "Lots of poon" "rolling in the poon" "great amounts of poon"

See: "Bare""Poon"

"I got bare poon last night"

by My Little Poony August 13, 2014