Morning shitness

When you wake up feeling like crap for no good reason. Often a symptom of clinical depression.

'Dude, be online at 9 tomorrow, I've been getting serious morning shitness lately and it'd be great to talk to someone to cheer me up'

by beetee-> May 17, 2010

morning kiss

A morning kiss is where the man gets a pleasant surprise from his fellow member down bellow.

Morning glory can now be fixed with a morning kiss

by dr seus December 6, 2013

"Good Morning"!

The morning after a hard night of drinking, smoking and pleasuring an anonymous girl at your friend’s house party. This phrase would be used at the bottom of the staircase or in the kitchen to inform the rest of the household of you success. (For most impact the phrase should be shouted at full volume)

*Coming downstairs*
"GOOD MORNING"!

by Big.W February 25, 2011

morning wood

when you wake up with a woody

Matt wakes up at RGs house with a morning wood

by R G October 13, 2003

Morning Glory

When your mad at your partner for not giving you any sex the night before, you wake up in the morning and start to masturbate in front of their face. Right when your about to come, you wake them up and blow your load in their face.

My girlfriend was pissy and wouldn't give me any, so I gave her a morning glory.

by Grndzro619 December 22, 2008

The Morning After

Not to be mistaken for the birth control method The Morning Afteris a band from Bethlehem CT
Consisting of Sam , Nick, Bert, Ben (see jewummer ) and Benny T
They are extremly talented in not only music but in other feilds of study such as Arabian Arithmetic Theroy or Nuclear Plasmoid Differntial Science

They are very very very talented

"Dude I saw The Mornign After the other day"
"Really"
"Yeah I almost shat myself"

by Sharpie February 5, 2005

Morning glory

a batched bowl of some sweet budd hit and enjoyed in the morning by all.

Yo pack me a morning glory bro!

by imsizzle December 14, 2010