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Rob Long

1) a complete and total pimp, gets all the bitches
2) someone with an extremely long dick.

3) when you fuck a girl, her mom, and her sister, and when your done you cover them in cum while they sing "ABC 123" by the Jackson five, and don't stop singing until you fill their mouths with cum.

4) someone so totally amazing that Chuck Norris idolizes him.

5) a man who gets more ass than a naked fag in a gay bar.
1) person 1: "I heard that guy got a blowjob from 5 different girls...in one hour"

Person 2: "wow, he is so lucky to be a rob long, I would do ANYTHING to spend just one day as a rob long"

2) girl---"wow, your dick is huge, that thing is like a fucking fire hose."
Guy---"yea I know, god blessed me with a rob long"

3) guy #1--- "so I hear your bitch gave you a surprise for your birthday"
Guy2--"yea she had her mom and sister come over and they let me rob long them"
Guy1 "you are lucky as shit"
by Qwertyuioppoiuytrewqazasxxsdcm October 27, 2010
mugGet the Rob Longmug.

long bottom

Daaamn that nigga gottuh long bottom
by Yuh boy December 19, 2007
mugGet the long bottommug.

long island

The only "word" on here that has a bunch of people on here leaving a paragraph of a piss-poor defense of that shitty non-New-York-City based place. I didn't know this was a place to leave a blog, I thought it was supposed to be a place to get a definition, even if it's a shitty one. I don't even know why this shit is still called Urban Dictionary when no one on this shit is actually from any urban area but instead are usually from some shitty place. Like Long Island.
"Listen, I live on Long Island and it's the shit I don't care what any of you say you fucktards."

-Nah it isn't
by Bankers Box August 2, 2012
mugGet the long islandmug.

peter long

a term used for a penis that is big or long
Jeremy: "Hey this is Jeremy"
Jaimee: "Oh, i thought it was peter long"
Jeremy: "How'd you know my peter was lonG?"
by Pootang July 28, 2008
mugGet the peter longmug.

Long Drop

The act of going to the toilet for a crap but instead of sitting down, you spread your butt cheeks apart whilst standing slightly bent over.
I keep walking past the toilet and busting my old man, door wide open, standing there, going for the long drop!!
by Barrashank1 August 31, 2013
mugGet the Long Dropmug.

long in the balls

when a man is old, over the hill. similaRr to the exp. long in the tooth.
How old is Larry? He looks a little long in the balls.
by Morton Hunt March 15, 2008
mugGet the long in the ballsmug.

Long Shanks

Sure she was tall but I kinda like long shanks.
by K. M. Weik January 11, 2004
mugGet the Long Shanksmug.

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