londons a simp

londons a simp is a term you use for someone who is simping so hard for someone and watching them flirt makes you want to throw up

londons a simp that’s what you are don’t deny it

by Theplastics July 29, 2020

London

London is a very chill and nice girl. People love to be around her. She is very popular, but she only hangs out with the same 1-2 people everyday. She is very confident and knows her self worth. She doesn't let people get to her, and is very headstrong. She is also VERY pretty. Every guy she meets immediately because a simp for her. Overall, London is an amazing friend and partner.

"Who's that girl" "it's London" "😲"

by Hogwarts=08c957 June 11, 2021

London Blumpkin

In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".

I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!

by SweetPinkTacos April 9, 2024

london

if you know someone named london drop em now. don’t be they’re friend they are dramatic ugly idiots. they love drama they look for every reason to start it. they are very jealous people that want all the attention to themselves and won’t let you make any other friends, they will look for every reason to get mad at you for little things. you will regret being their friend. they are evil demons that come into your life and ruin you. they are more than demons they are the devil.

london is a dramatic devil

by irbjeehkwbwkw May 20, 2020

London Girl

A London girl is an aspiring loser, typically from Kent (because people from Kent like to call themselves Londoners because there's a fast commuting train), with good looks who is capable of cadging money off rich, successful, much older Londoners.

Lucie is such a La la la London girl, she’s managed to go on holiday yet again to Greece again after cadging her airfare from a software consultant from London

by VapourTrail May 13, 2024

oli london

oli london is a disgusting idiot who thinks they're park jimin.

person 1: "have you heard oli london's new song?"
person 2: "yeah it's absolute shit."

by reddoodle April 16, 2022

london

She probably is one of the most caring people you will ever meet. Has beautiful eyes and can make anyone laugh with her outgoing personality to match her beautiful smile.

I wish I had a london.

by Londonbreezy March 5, 2023