by Jock M. August 5, 2009
Get the Jock Martinmug. A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking or fighting. He was like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!”
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking or fighting. He was like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!”
by Morris505 July 11, 2024
Get the House Jockmug. The type of Father who got 7 kids and work nightime for a taxi-company and building-company.
Loves a really cheap Rasberry-cream.
Always helps his kids with sports.
Pushes his kids to practice in the backyard.
His kids knees are often broke.
Loves a really cheap Rasberry-cream.
Always helps his kids with sports.
Pushes his kids to practice in the backyard.
His kids knees are often broke.
by bbkya April 17, 2018
Get the Jockemug. by ABraveBoy March 12, 2022
Get the Shock Jockmug. A kid in Oxford who sneaks into gym class, plays sports, and goes to the weight room. Normally they are annoying. Commonly they say “Aye u goin to the weight room?”
by fortnightninjaballz69 March 10, 2022
Get the Stupid Oxford Jockmug. An arrogant asshat who thinks they are literally jesus. they call things they dont understand gay, and if you insult them they'll give you a dumbass response.
A normal person: HEY DICKHEAD!
a jock: YO MAN SHUTT DUH FUCC UP U BITCH
another jock: U FUCKIN GINGER YOU'RE A RETARD UHUHUHUHUHUH
the "ginger": have you ever heard of a man by the name of GEORGE FUCKIN WASHINGTON??!
a jock: YO MAN SHUTT DUH FUCC UP U BITCH
another jock: U FUCKIN GINGER YOU'RE A RETARD UHUHUHUHUHUH
the "ginger": have you ever heard of a man by the name of GEORGE FUCKIN WASHINGTON??!
by GnomeBoySP December 14, 2017
Get the Jockmug. A really gay vsco girl and always say and I ooop and skksks he's really annoying no one likes him he is friends with not one and overall just a weirdo. Oh yeh his only friend is a dude called vithushan. He also has autism and constantly has spazzes at everyone when they say something. He likes youtubers with 8 subscribers but was dumped due to his mum.
by poffreow September 2, 2019
Get the Jockmug.