Typically occurs an hour before club closing time…whereby all the hot chicks are taken and if you want some loving it’s Granny Grab time.
Oh look…it Granny Grab time and the tosser that’s has spent all night cracking onto everyone in da house has a fine selection of grannies to choose from.
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A old lady who is involved in criminal activities or secretly runs a criminal empire. She might be involved in drug deals, arms trading, or underground networks, and she’s not afraid to use samurai swords, guns etc, have a scrap, or punish people. She hates the police, will never rat you out, may have done a lot of prison time too—cross her at your own risk.
A old lady who is involved in criminal activities or secretly runs a criminal empire. She might be involved in drug deals, arms trading, or underground networks, and she’s not afraid to use samurai swords, guns etc, have a scrap, or punish people. She hates the police, will never rat you out, may have done a lot of prison time too—cross her at your own risk.
Lee: Bruv, did you see that thing on the YouTube Scarcity Channel the other day?.
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: A hand grenade went off in some old woman’s house in Liverpool, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Yeah, she was a proper gangster granny, LOL.
Lee: Innit, bruv, LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: A hand grenade went off in some old woman’s house in Liverpool, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Yeah, she was a proper gangster granny, LOL.
Lee: Innit, bruv, LOL.
Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese January 23, 2026
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