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Granny Grab time

Typically occurs an hour before club closing time…whereby all the hot chicks are taken and if you want some loving it’s Granny Grab time.
Oh look…it Granny Grab time and the tosser that’s has spent all night cracking onto everyone in da house has a fine selection of grannies to choose from.
by Kylzam June 11, 2022
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crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean
by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022
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Granny mur

You see your granny mur she’s a ballbag
by Origanog123 August 20, 2022
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Gangster Granny

Gangster Granny:
A old lady who is involved in criminal activities or secretly runs a criminal empire. She might be involved in drug deals, arms trading, or underground networks, and she’s not afraid to use samurai swords, guns etc, have a scrap, or punish people. She hates the police, will never rat you out, may have done a lot of prison time too—cross her at your own risk.
Lee: Bruv, did you see that thing on the YouTube Scarcity Channel the other day?.
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: A hand grenade went off in some old woman’s house in Liverpool, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Yeah, she was a proper gangster granny, LOL.
Lee: Innit, bruv, LOL.
Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese January 23, 2026
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