Ghetto OSHA

1. (adj.) Attempts at OSHA compliance through jury-rigging, improvisation or DIY, (usually with extremely cheap or sub-standard components), yet still deserving of an odd sense of respect from all but the Naziest of OSHA adherents.
2. (adj.) Non-compliant, but nice try. E for effort.

"Safety Third!" he yelled, middle fingers raised, as he charged into the smoky abyss wearing nothing but a sweaty, ghetto OSHA do-rag.

by Pretzilla November 15, 2018

Ghetto Heisman

To avoid and or push someone away you're not interested in.

I gave her the ghetto Heisman after we hooked up but she keeps calling me wanting to hook up again.

by Tbro71 July 15, 2018

Ghetto Tourettes

The act of spontaneously adding unnecessary words, phrases, or sounds to a conversation. While usually added to the of the statement it is possible to randomly have a Ghetto Tourettes added anywhere.

Ghetto Tourettes post-statement:
That was a bad party, youknowwhatImsayin?

Random usage:

He was really mad, feel me, about all that fuckery, feel me, knowhatImsaying.

Ghetto Tourettes can also be used to describe an entire conversation:
This guy came into the shop talking all Ghetto Tourettes.

by UrbanPaign May 6, 2011

Ghetto Shipping

Using the shipping supplies from one courier company to ship a package via another courier, thereby saving money on office supplies.

"Dude, you printed your FedEx shipping label on one of the DHL label sheets."

"Yeah, it fits perfectly on the page, and DHL gives us these label sheets for free."

"That's some ghetto shipping, man."

"You know it."

by Drew's Tin November 19, 2007

Ghetto Slushie

(n.) Using snow and cola to make a slushie after a snow storm

We couldn't get to the seven eleven after the snow storm, so we just grabed some cola and snow and made a ghetto slushie.

Yo, just be careful not to use the yellow snow when making a ghetto slushie

by Tower Dawg January 12, 2011

Ghetto Run

The act of running with stolen goods under both arms. And instead of taking small steps you take long strides.

Ronny: Hey look!

Ethan: What...Oh Its that crack head from the ghetto. running with some speakers. yup he's doing the Ghetto Run.

Ronny: yup. Those look a little like my speakers... Oh shit get him!

by urbanmacgyver July 29, 2009

Ghetto Rent

When you buy something from a store intending to abuse the stores lax return policy and return it after you use it for a short period of time.

Wal-Mart and Target are both good for this.

I had to ghetto rent a camera from Target to use on my vacation.

by acid_mojo September 29, 2011