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Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
by thin dick little May 1, 2019
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fuck me

How Gordon Ramsay says 'fuck you'
Ramsay: Where's the Wellington?
Chef: 3 minutes.
Ramsay: Ahhh...fuck me.
by Cityplace2711 July 24, 2022
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FUCK ME THONG

A “FUCK ME THONG” IS A FUCK ME THONG
ROCCO HAS A FUCK ME THONG
by ROGGO April 3, 2025
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Fuck me

Its either they are asking you to fuck them or they want to kill themselves for some reason.
1. “Okay just fuck me.”

2. FUCK ME! I’m so dumb!
by sodiesoda November 23, 2021
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Fuck Me In The Ass and Call Me Billy, That's a Cheeseburger

A catchphrase for anybody that doesn't have a catchphrase. It could also be used if you want fucked in the ass and called Billy because it's a cheeseburger
Hey EDP445, Fuck Me In The Ass and Call Me Billy, That's a Cheeseburger, SHIT, NOT LIKE THAT EDP!!!
by Elmos_Wife April 27, 2023
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Fuck me

Fuck me is a term girls use when you fucking obliterate the fuck out of her pussy.
Fuck me!!!!!
by Veryverygoated February 3, 2023
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