A proximity boyfriend is someone who you can’t trust further than a 5 metre radius. They aren’t your actual “boyfriend” because he doesn’t use labels..but it feels like you’re in a relationship.
Friend: “Hey is that your boyfriend??”
You: No, we’re not dating
Friend: “So what are you then?”
You: He’s my proximity boyfriend until we make it official (so I’m still single)
Friend: “Just like a proxy girlfriend then!”
You: No, we’re not dating
Friend: “So what are you then?”
You: He’s my proximity boyfriend until we make it official (so I’m still single)
Friend: “Just like a proxy girlfriend then!”
by ratswithcats September 30, 2019
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CQ2: My circuit boyfriend and I were invited to a sex party at the W. What about you?
CQ1: Your circuit boyfriend? Where is he?
CQ2: He's around here somewhere -- probably making out with someone. He'll find me.
CQ1: Hey! Good to see you again. This is my circuit boyfriend, Qingsheng.
CQ2: Oh, your circuit boyfriend? What happened to Xiaosheng?
CQ1: He couldn't make it to White Party because of work. He knows I'm here with Qingsheng and we're having a blast.
CQ2: My circuit boyfriend and I were invited to a sex party at the W. What about you?
CQ1: Your circuit boyfriend? Where is he?
CQ2: He's around here somewhere -- probably making out with someone. He'll find me.
CQ1: Hey! Good to see you again. This is my circuit boyfriend, Qingsheng.
CQ2: Oh, your circuit boyfriend? What happened to Xiaosheng?
CQ1: He couldn't make it to White Party because of work. He knows I'm here with Qingsheng and we're having a blast.
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Cody is my boyfriend buddy, we plan little things for our girlfriends all the time.
Boyfriend buddies are two men who are taken that plan little things for their girlfriends or tell each other how they love their girlfriends.
Boyfriend buddies are two men who are taken that plan little things for their girlfriends or tell each other how they love their girlfriends.
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It turned out that her ex-boyfriend was no man.
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See also: no personality.
See also: no personality.
That bitch literally never had an interest in any of these things, but now that her boyfriend of the month is into it, she LOVES it?! What a boyfriend clone!
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