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Bacon folds

When the inside lips of female genitalia are unusually long and/or saggy.

Usually associated with slags or fat people.
1) Steph, your skirt is so short, I can see your bacon folds dangling out of the bottom.

2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.
by Keyboard Warrior July 28, 2012
mugGet the Bacon foldsmug.

going bacon

The act of going harder than ham
You think you went ham well Im going bacon.
by batman8813 March 17, 2015
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Bacon Shaka

A wild hog catching machine (APBT) produced by Jitterbug Kennels.
Dispatch the Bacon Shaka, hogs are bayed!
by Jitterbug Kennels October 19, 2022
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Bacon Penis

A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.

Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.
Want a bite of this bacon penis? Actually, don’t bite it, that would hurt.
by ATLBOARDY August 24, 2018
mugGet the Bacon Penismug.

Bacon PTSD

Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.

Bacon PTSD is recognized by the subject having witnessed or experienced a loss of bacon so undeniably soul shattering that the act of cooking bacon causes cold sweats or anxiety and even flashbacks to the event in question.
Jason is suffering from Bacon PTSD after his doggo, Holmes, began to develop the habit of jumping up on the counter to eat the freshly cooked bacon whenever Jason wasn't looking. Now, the thought of making bacon for breakfast or even a delicious deli sandwich haunts Jason with the fear of becoming riddled with burn marks from bacon grease only to find that he is unable to eat his hard-earned bacon. Jason is so messed up from Bacon PTSD that he considered getting rid of his doggo so he can eat bacon in peace once more.
by claymøre August 27, 2018
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skatin bacon

When a woman's oven is usually wet and you put your meat log in her.
Dude, this broad's oven required no preheating. It was like my custard cannon turned into some skatin bacon.
by Rex Thundershock November 8, 2021
mugGet the skatin baconmug.

Bald Baconator

A bald person who is very savage and cool but they have no hair 😂😂😂
Bald baconator your so cool even tho you have no hair
by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019
mugGet the Bald Baconatormug.

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