I got in a car crash, got chewed out at work, and it's only noon. Feels like it's Tuesday, going on Monday.
by JukeboxQB11 May 7, 2024
Get the It's Tuesday, going on Monday.mug. “Oh it’s 9:32 time to let Timmy out”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”
by JakeTimmyLover96 December 23, 2022
Get the 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoonmug. Literally the worst person alive. Like first of all who names their kid Tuesday? Were you born on like a Tuesday and your parents were like, hey that's a fun name! Tuesdays will drag you down and bite you in the ass. Stay away from people who are named after a day of the week. Period!
by Nymphet April 7, 2019
Get the Tuesdaymug. Man, I used to be able to drink four beers like it was Tuesday, but now I'm old and after four beers I'm fighting the parking meter.
by super fucking pissed off February 16, 2022
Get the Tuesdaymug. (C u next tuesday) is the nice way to call your boss or someone you really dislike a (c.u.n.t ) without getting a write up at work or fired ...or without hurting the person you dislike feelings.. Or another definition is that you just dont want someone knowing your calling them a (c.u.n.t) and you can laugh about it without them catching on to what your talking about...
Your boss yells at you and you respectfully say ok boss ill ( c u next tuesday) as you walk away happy that you called them a (c.u.n.t) and they have no clue what your talking about.
by parachute bandit August 24, 2016
Get the c u next tuesdaymug. CHEKOV (concerned): How big's your medical staff?
HARRIMAN(embarrassed):The medical staff... doesn't arrive until Tuesday.
_______________________________________________________________
KIRK
(quickly, to Demora)
Load torpedo bays, prepare to fire
on my command.
Demora turns to him.
DEMORA
Captain... we don't have any
torpedoes.
Kirk glances at Harriman.
KIRK
Don't tell me... Tuesday.
Harriman nods, a little embarrassed. The SHAKING gets
worse.
HARRIMAN(embarrassed):The medical staff... doesn't arrive until Tuesday.
_______________________________________________________________
KIRK
(quickly, to Demora)
Load torpedo bays, prepare to fire
on my command.
Demora turns to him.
DEMORA
Captain... we don't have any
torpedoes.
Kirk glances at Harriman.
KIRK
Don't tell me... Tuesday.
Harriman nods, a little embarrassed. The SHAKING gets
worse.
by coolkirk1701 January 1, 2015
Get the Tuesdaymug. Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
by AgLet- August 11, 2019
Get the TUESDAYSmug.