Phil

Can’t swim

Bro I Phil in water

by Ian Fosh April 22, 2021

Phil swift

At one point, I honestly thought he was Taylor swift's brother.

Um.. Chile anyway-

He sells flex tape

Phil swift is here for flex tape.

by Reincarnated tanuki September 22, 2020

Phil

ITS PHIL HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE HIM YOU PHYSCOPATH BEST CHARACTER IN TPN NO DOUBT ABOUT IT

Emma: OMG LOOK ITS PHIL
any sane person: AH YES LET US PRAISE HIM

by Rilynn_Rat February 16, 2021

Phil

Phillip loves the strong bow

Hey it’s phillip here I’m a alcoholic

by Louiek27 August 27, 2019

Phil

A very nice, sweet, pure man. He can often be found at home in his sofa crease browsing the internet. He doesn't like to label himself when it comes to his sexuality, but many people believe that he's gay for his best friend. Phil doesn't really like to socialize, but can be seen at few parties with his best friend.

Dil: That guy is so nice!

Phan: I know, he's such a Phil.

by WannaMakeOut_Cornflakes September 27, 2018

Phil

Known for taking a shit in the urinal

Have you met Phil? Give him a minute, he’s probably shitting in the urinal again

by Prince Albert the Great January 5, 2022

Phil

This cracker is always there for you. He can’t pull a girl for shit but is always willing to party hard. Is known to retreat to the shade in wild situations but can usually muster the balls to remain social even when he doesn’t feel like it. Women may question his sexuality, but his homies all know he can spot a women from a mile away if he has his prescription glasses on.

That slow children sign is because of Phil but don’t worry, he’s shirtless so you can see him from outer space.

by BIGBUTTENVY_GETCARTER August 4, 2022