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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

Grease My Feet

A metaphor for an act of submitting/worshipping to someone, showing humility and service towards the Person, and their feet you oil/moisturize.

* Commonly found within British slang, uncommon in American slang.
Popular References to this phrase can be found in the Bible such as John 13:14-15, and by a popular British Rap artist, by the name of ceechynaa in her song “ Peggy. “
“Girl, what’s your boyfriend like? “

“ Oh! Well he’ll do anything for me, and just grease my feet in general. “
by ChechnyaLover69 December 18, 2024
mugGet the Grease My Feetmug.

Grease

Person 1 : ''Have you heard of Kai Osman?''
Person 2 : ''Yeah dude, he's the definition of grease''
by kaiosman July 12, 2021
mugGet the Greasemug.

Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.
Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
by Daddy Adam May 11, 2021
mugGet the Grease Monkeymug.

Grease My Feet

A metaphor for an act of submitting/worshipping to someone, showing humility and service towards the Person, and their feet you oil/moisturize.

* Commonly found within British slang, uncommon in American slang.
Popular References to this phrase can be found in the Bible such as John 13:14-15, and by a popular British Rap artist, by the name of ceechynaa in her song “ Peggy. “
“Girl, what’s your boyfriend like? “

“ Oh! Well he’ll do anything for me, and just grease my feet in general. “
by ChechnyaLover69 December 18, 2024
mugGet the Grease My Feetmug.

greasing

Sweating it out (studying) like pulling a mad one.
Been greasing quick maffs all day !
by mashhme April 15, 2018
mugGet the greasingmug.

Grease trapper

The act of a three some where the person on the bottom collects all the drippings
Every Friday I look forward to being the grease trapper
by Dirty -J- October 3, 2016
mugGet the Grease trappermug.

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